If cats were bloggers: what topics would they discuss?

Imagine: you open YouTube - and there's a channel "CatLife with Barsik". Or an Instagram feed where Miss Purr posts reels about the life of a "fluffy diva".

If cats could talk (and run blogs), their content would be absolutely unique. Here are the topics that would likely become cat blogging hits.

"Food reviews: I won't eat this". Cats would make honest reviews of their bowls, squinting as they taste.

"TOP-5 places to lie down where you'll be in the way".

• Laptop keyboard

• White shirt before going out

• The book you're reading

• Clean laundry

• Human's face

"Pranks on humans: how I knock everything over and pretend it wasn't me". Prank bloggers in the cat world already exist. Just remember how many cups have fallen from your table.

"ASMR: how I crunch food at 3 AM". Yes, this would be real night YouTube content: crunching, meowing, pitter-patter on laminate flooring, and random meowing at the wall.

In conclusion, if cats were bloggers, they would definitely have a million subscribers each. They are charismatic, self-sufficient, and actually already the main stars of the internet - they just remain silent for now.